Thursday, June 15, 2006

Few jokes ...

Few jokes which are not be taken seriously. If they amuses you, fine. If not, you may have lost your sense of humour.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

Your mama is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."


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